Wednesday, July 30, 2014
2:55 PM | Posted by Wide Lawns | | Edit Post
It's been a long time since we've had a good "Overheard at the Park" and mostly that's because it's Florida in the summer, meaning that it feels like a wet furnace outside and indoor fun is far more desirable. Once October comes around maybe we'll be more inclined to venture outside more.
But still, the park exists and we still attempt to brave the heat and go and with the park in South Florida, assholes are inevitable.
Case in point:
Three Year Old: Mommy, Mommy! I need to go potty!!
Mother: Honey, please. Mommy is talking, sweetheart. Your nanny will be back from getting my Starbucks in two minutes. Can't you hold it until she gets here?
Three Year Old: But Mommy, I need to pee pee!!
Mother: Sweetie, I told you Nanny will be right back and she can take you.
Yes, folks. There you have it. A mother who cannot even take her own child to the bathroom at the park.
Don't you wish you lived here? And if anyone has the nerve to tell me I'm being judgmental, I'm going to come after you through this computer screen.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
2:46 PM | Posted by Wide Lawns | | Edit Post
I have big news!! Today is the day! My second memoir, the sequel to Amateur Night at the Bubblegum Kittikat, is now out!
Sun Shower: Magic, Forgiveness and How I Learned to Bloom Where I Was Planted is now available on Kindle!
Paperback, Nook and iBooks versions will be available soon as well.
This book picks up right where the last one left off and follows my (mis)adventures the next year.
I hope you love it!
- Wide Lawns
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- ► 2013 (59)
- ► 2012 (65)
- ► 2011 (134)
- ► 2010 (132)
- ► 2009 (182)
- ► 2008 (212)
- 15 Minute Lunch (My Mom Thinks He's Funnier Than Me)
- A Mom, A Blog, and the Life In-Between
- Anne Nahm
- Be a Fan of Wide Lawns on Facebook
- Blue Lotus (stuff about Japan!!!)
- Bye Bye Pie
- Consultant Calamities
- Cryptomundo (in case they catch the Loch Ness Monster)
- Just Humor Me
- Living In Muddy Waters
- Miss Kitty
- Miss(ed) Manners
- My Friend Hollye's Photography
- No Telling
- One Mean MFA
- Plain(s) Feminist
- Sex and the Beach
- Slash Food
- South Florida Daily Blog
- Spooky's Skewed View
- The Insane Waiter
- The New Girl
- Violent Acres
- Whiskey Marie
- Why Architects Drink