Saturday, October 08, 2011

Overheard at the Park...

One young mother to another:

"I'm never going to spank Paisley Madison because I just don't believe in capital punishment."

If Baby Lawns sasses me in a couple years, she's getting the electric chair. We just can't let all these kids playing with matches and snatching candy bars from the convenience store get off with mere life sentences. Keep 'em on death row!

8 comments:

Miss Kitty said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

[snort]

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

WL, that is priceless!

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness!!! And that name...I hope you made it up!

Wide Lawns said...

Yeah I made up the name just in case. I can't remember the name exactly but it was something equally ridiculous sounding.

Also, someone told me they couldn't tell if Baby Lawns was a boy or a girl because her ears aren't pierced. I need to go to the park more often because it's a great place for blogging material.

Anonymous said...

Hangin's too good for them troublesome babies!

JG

Haha! My capcha/word verification: ducalica. It just sounds gross and dirty.

Anonymous said...

I can only hope that she meant corporal punishment.

Melanie said...

Some people!

BTW, I love the name you made up for the kid..... Paisley Madison..... LOL!!!

Melissa said...

Clearly I spend too much time on Facebook because I was scrambling for the like button. :)

One Mean MFA said...

A friend of FH's (Future Husband) has a daughter on the way and they are naming her Paisley. When FH told me this, I was like "Ewwww" that is the name of a print for skirts made in the 1990s. What the hell? Why can't people give their children normal names like Maria.

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