Friday, December 31, 2010

Last Night in Google Searches

Baby has a cold.

Relieve congestion in babies.

Get sick baby to sleep.

Late night TV listings.

When is Jon Stewart back from vacation?

When is Conan back from vacation?

How to nurse congested baby.

Baby will not sleep unless held.

Dangers of sleep deprivation.

Co-sleeping dangers.

Avoid dangers of co-sleeping.

Strange bubbling sound in ear.

Ear infection symptoms.

Bubbling sound in ear.

Tickling in ear.

Ant crawled in ear?

How to remove insect from ear

Dangers of insect in ear.

Help there's an ant stuck in my ear.

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Why are there no 24 hour emergency clinics?

Insect in ear dead.

Dangers of dead insect in ear.

Soothe crying baby.

Ant infestation

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Do some people attract chaos?

Ant poison toxic to babies?

Ft. Lauderdale exterminators

Cat bleeding out of butt.

Constipated cats

Time of sunrise December 30th, 2010 eastern time

Ft. Lauderdale anxiety disorder specialist.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor W.W>!
These are what cherished memories are made of!
Happy New Year.
Lil Skraps

Hilary said...

Too funny. Wishing you and yours a Happy New Year.

Terminal Degree said...

What a creative, funny post! Sorry it was such a rough night though. I also googled "baby will not sleep unless held" during Little Man's first month, which led me to Dr. Sears, which helped me to not feel so paranoid about co-sleeping. It saved our sanity and my back, which was killing me from sitting up all night long with him. It's also made breastfeeding at night MUCH easier. Little Man slept with me for about 3.5 months. He's finally sleeping in his crib (which is a huge relief as he starts daycare next week), but I miss having him in bed with us!

Hope Baby Lawns feels better soon.

Handy Man, Crafty Woman said...

it's hard when babies are tiny and they are sick. I hope she gets better soon. I 2nd the suggestion about Dr. sears books/info. our son was fussy; his articles and books about fussy babies are very helpful.

Anonymous said...

hilarious!

islandwonder said...

Good luck and Happy New Year!

Eponine said...

That sounds like such an awful night! I'm so sorry it happened.

(But it did make for a good blog post.)

Green said...

When you're totally tired of getting high off the smell of your baby's head and want to put her down, that wrapping thing (I can't think of the official term) may help her.

There are "green" things you can do to get rid of ants, and those of course won't be bad for the baby.

Hope you guys feel better soon.

kerry said...

I'm sorry LittleBit doesn't feel well. Sorry you had such a rough night.... I hope today is better. :)

K2 said...

I thought that I was the only one with weird insect (arachnid)/ orifice issues. I have had spiders bite me (not once but twice) in my sinuses. You don't need to think hard to figure out how they got there. Luckily, they weren't bad bites.

It is good to know that I am not the only one with the chaos cloud.

Also, I can only tell you that you will sleep again. I always feel that the first three months are a "hazing period" for parenthood.

Melanie said...

That was one of the funniest and most imaginative blog posts I've ever read - or ever will read, probably.

However, I'm sorry that things are not going perfectly right now. I hope Dr. Sears (or someone) can help soon. In the meantime, I'll be sending positive thoughts your way.

Grumpy Housewife said...

Dr. Sears.

And welcome to motherhood! It's not for the faint of heart, and I don't remember much because I was sleep-deprived for the first, oh, six months of her life, but she survived, and I survived. She's sixteen now...and a beautiful, smart, funny, awesome kid.

You'll do just fine. Baby Lawns will be fine. It's just the new mother hazing. Which sucks a lot, but it's part of the job.

Converseleigh said...

That "wrapping thing" is called swaddling and it really can help. Just wrap her up like a little burrito and see if she calms down. If that fails, remember that father-daughter bonding is very important and go take a nap. Very funny post by the way.

Cassandra said...

Cornmeal is a good natural way to kill ants.

Sorry about the rest of it though ...

JoeinVegas said...

The poser of Google.

Happy New Year!

Kirby said...

Last min wonder trick is the car... I remember a few nights I put my son the car at 4 am just to finally get him to sleep when he wasn't feeling well... desperate yes, but it works. And I'm personally not sure the child was actually born, as you have not finished the birth story. So that makes you about 10 months preggers now...

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