Saturday, July 04, 2009

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Canela would like you to know that this Fourth of July nonsense really needs to end immediately and that the fireworks (aka Cat Exploding Devices) are unacceptable and must be stopped at once. Failure to end this holiday will result in regurgitated hairballs on your pillow and dead lizards in your shoes. Until this idiotic Independence Day has ended, Canela will remain under the bed where it's safe, and while you're at it, please also eradicate all vacuum cleaners, hair dryers and blenders from the planet as well.

9 comments:

MtnMama said...

Oh, girl, tell Canela that she should be glad that she doesn't live in the Wild West hills of Auburn, where the redneck hillbillies get drunk and then start shooting things, to compete with the illegal fireworks. Not that cats generally listen to reason, but it's worth a try.

kerry said...

My dog seconds Canela's opinion. Decree? Cats issue decrees. Dogs voice requests.

Last Minute Lyn said...

Sioux spent the evening whining under the covers

Emma said...

Norman seconds that motion.

Maria said...

Well I slept through the fireworks. Wish Canela could have done the same.

mighty jo said...

my poor little dog FINALLY went to the bathroom today (after running in circles with a ducked head & tucked tail every time i took her outside). then, of course, as we were coming back in (at 1:30 in the afternoon) we hear "pop pop pop!" somewhere nearby. i think gypsy will gladly join canela's revolution.

Nanci said...

Fat Cat and DeeDee also agree and would like to add food processors and door bells to the list of items to be banished from the planet.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad my dog is deaf. She never gets freaked out with all the explosions on the 4th.

alissa said...

Bruce would like to ban all garbage and recycling trucks, as well as all semi's and diesel engines. Thanks.

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