
You can see some of the damage not covered by the Advanced Deterrent System if you look real close.
Yeah I know, everyone's family is crazy. But yours doesn't need a flow chart to explain and it doesn't blend convicted felons, watermelon salesmen, Baptist missionaries and orthodox Jews. You didn't move 29 times and go to 8 different high schools and your sister isn't really your aunt. Lastly, you didn't have a monkey. I survived all of this and now I live in South Florida around a bunch of lunatics in a place where (like Hemingway said) the lawns are wide and the minds are narrow.
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That's fantastic! (The deterrent system not the peacock.) When house hunting, I drove through a neighborhood that had an attack turkey. Everyone laughed at me but this turkey wouldn't let me drive down the road. Someone else drove down the street noting they had been pinned in the night before and tried to offer some advice. That house was immediately off of my list of potentials.
Ah ha ha! I love it. Here's hoping it works!
Hee hee.
Weird as it may sound, we had some neighbors way up here in Seattle that had peacocks. Before my voice dropped I could do a passable peacock shriek.
My word is fersoci, Fersoci an Itialian cooking style found in Amalphi region involving crepes and peacock tongues.
I dunno - that peacock drawing is realistic enough that dumbass bird might just see it as an enemy - your deterrent could be shredded.
Silly me. I thought Peacocks would add something interesting to our bland country club environment.
I don't care much about my dumb car, so maybe it would still be a good idea.
Hey. I am reporting from Siberia now, but when I return, perhaps you can help me capture a few and bring them to the W. C. Oh...not the bathroom, but the West Coast.
If you help, there are all sorts of gluten free restaurants there now. :)
I have been trapped in the tack room of our barn by both feuding turkeys, and attack peacocks.
Ah, country living.
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