Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Our Author Is Missing
5:04 PM | 
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Dear Readers, I just wanted to let you know that for the next few days the author of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds will be celebrating her Jewish half as well as her Evil Half (though not simultaneously we hope) at an undisclosed location somewhere in the Pacific Time Zone.
Yes, it's true. I am going to someplace else. It will take me forever to get there. Once I get where I am going I will sit down at the laptop and write you all a story, as long as I am not eaten by bears in the undisclosed location. There are bears where I'm going and you may recall that I love bears and go completely out of my mind if I see them because I am so excited.
Until I have Internet access again...
Yes, it's true. I am going to someplace else. It will take me forever to get there. Once I get where I am going I will sit down at the laptop and write you all a story, as long as I am not eaten by bears in the undisclosed location. There are bears where I'm going and you may recall that I love bears and go completely out of my mind if I see them because I am so excited.
Until I have Internet access again...
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14 comments:
Please Drawl some pictures of your adventure!
Have fun on your trip! Hey, I live in the Pacific Time Zone. Too bad it's an "undisclosed location" you are going to, otherwise I might have more to comment on. :) Although, I don't know much about bears.
happy rosh hashanah!!!
big virtual hugs, sunny
Enjoy Rosh HaShanah in bear country
My guess is the Orlando suburbs?
Are you coming here? LOL
lmao @ secret mom!
Le shenah tovah tiki tavu.
(Sorry for the phonetic spelling, I'm only Jewish by association.)
Sunshine
There was a conversation about bears during the football watching. Friends had just got back form backpacking in bear country and while black bears are like "big, dumb dogs" grizzlys are "always moving around like the have a purpose". Keep the bear spray handy. If you're not in NFS land, consider a sidearm
Do they have bears in LA?
Have fun!
Hey, I live in the Pacific time zone. And fairly close to bears, too (Yosemite is less than two hours from here). I hope you have a great time and return with a story to tell.
SO not going to riff on miami and hairy gay dudes and all that. that would be predictable. and i don't do predictable. nope. not me.
Are you there yet?
Happy New Year! And if you're coming my way, let me know and we'll get together and drink borscht like it's 1999.